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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

¿?¿ questions - Fragen – preguntas - spørgsmål ?¿?

Why do you always look fat in the mirrors of shops that actually want to sell their clothes? No bikini for me this year...
Why do you remember all day what you had to go to the supermarket for and end up buying everything but that one thing?
How do the Keep off the Grass-signs get in the middle of it?
Ho do snowplough drivers get to work?
Why do you always find the real mistake after handing in the work?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do you need an appointment to see a clairvoyant?
Can schizophrenics commit suicide?
How would chairs look like if our kneecaps were on the back of our legs?

2 Comments:

  • At 3:06 pm, Blogger Blubberfrosch said…

    I can answer one question, it's very simple:
    The sign is being shot there by an archer - so he (or she) does not need to tread the grass...

     
  • At 3:12 pm, Blogger Bubblefrog said…

    And I thought it was retired javelin athletes... *sulk*

     

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