Man in the Mirror

that's what Michael Jackson sang about, and this swan Saturday's Daily Express told us of must have got it all wrong.

A black swan living on a lake in Germany appears to have fallen in love
with with a swan-shaped paddle boat. The real swan has not left the boat's
side since it arrived on the lake in Munster, protecting it by chasing away any
other boats that approach.

Poor thing, this reems really one-sided to me...